What Do VC Returns Actually Look Like? Here’s a Screenshot from my AngelList account

Your lemons tend to ripen before your cherries. That was the advice an experienced seed investor gave me when we founded our own shop Homebrew. It’s a colorful (and delicious) way of describing what’s commonly known as the performance ‘ J curve.’ Sometimes you get lucky and have outsized exits early in your fund’s life — these are helpful for brand momentum and recycling — we had one in Homebrew Fund 1 with Cruise (I guess also IRR positive even though it’s really cash on cash that matters). But for the most part, your realized losses occur before your realized gains.

I’m a personal LP in a wide variety of venture funds. Often because it gives me exposure to areas we don’t invest in directly, or as a way to support and learn from friends. Below I’ve take a screenshot of roughly the last ~18 months in my AngelList VC account. You can decide whether ‘using AL’ is a positive or negative selection bias — it usually means just smaller, younger firms so definitely likely more performance variance and lengthly periods to meaningful outcomes. Most of these funds I’m probably making $10,000 — $50,000 investments in (just to provide a scale of what 1x needs to look like versus the numbers below) and I think they represent about 25% of my total LP commitments by number of funds, not by dollars.

As you see there are a ton of very small disbursements! These are mostly the proceeds from seed/Series A failures — what ‘cents on the dollar’ looks like in…